Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

by www.coldpee.com August 13, 2013

Cold Snapper

Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.

Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.

by Whale? September 15, 2021

cold bird

Flipping the bird to someone after your mate just did something stone cold morally

Friend A: Where the heck is my nephew's dog? You know where he is?
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.

by welcometowhat December 16, 2019

Cold Bubble

When a ballcuzi is performed utilizing a milk shake instead of a warm liquid.

Pat got the cold bubble from Max last night at Steak and Shake.

by almighty_toad November 02, 2021

Stone Cold Stomach

A competitive sport where you drink wet cement and try to shit it out before it hardens in your stomach and you die.

Aaron: Do you want to play some Stone Cold Stomach?
Cole: I'm down.

by PikzelEcho March 12, 2022

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 May 16, 2018

cold damie

Someone who posts things on facebook and instagram just to get likes and attention from the opposite sex.

A person who knows they love seeing girls act and dress slutty but acts like he doesnt because he thinks that's what they want to see or hear.

You a cold damie for that shit you wrote on fb earlier.

by webster125 August 27, 2014