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Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
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cold root

A cold root is when someone gets a root for shits and gigs with an ugly chick
You should get a cold root. What's that. Well its not a hot one.
by Areallybigfuckinghole September 30, 2019
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Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.
cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni
by largenumber7 August 13, 2019
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Cold

#cold #onfleek #finesse
by Anonymous Ice Bear September 11, 2019
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brutal head cold

When you're too hung-over from celebrating and have a nasty head-ache.
Sorry I can't make it to work today, I have a brutal head cold
by NoMercyEh December 21, 2017
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Mans not cold

The winter version of mans not hot
Going outside in underwear in winter, when it's freezing cold.
Dave: Jeez man! Are you crazy? It's like -20 degrees!
Tom: Mans not cold!
Dave: Dumbass!
by BigBoss420 December 25, 2017
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cold score

Cold score might be considered as kinda opposite to cold turkey. While cold turkey refers to quitting person's habits/vices (esp. hard drugs like opioids/ dopegearsmackblowscag H)in some particular way, cold score is the way to get drugs.
The phrase cold is crucial here, it could be probably traced back from an old-fashion English and means dealing with things in an open, straightforward, outright, reliable or even raw manner.

Like not to give a fuck}.

Hence, cold scoring is getting coping drugs in a strange, unknown, often hostile area, without having any buddy pal, middleman or connection known, what exposes the person to troubles that range from being cheated ripped off, like buying poor stuff to get assaulted and robbed or even incriminating (to be caught by cops pigs and incarcerated locked up, what might easily lead to cold turkey).
Oh babe, no matter how sick you are gonna be, forget to even try to score cold in East LA since you never ever been there before. It's sure as fuck you are going to be ripped off or end up in a slammer . Or both.

Let's find some doc that prescribes, man, cold score is close as fuck to cold turkey.
by Narcomadonna January 6, 2018
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