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Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.
I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.
by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021
mugGet the Porcelain phonemug.

business phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 15+ girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Tim’s business phone has been booming since 2018.
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
mugGet the business phonemug.

Phone scammers

A phone scammer is someone who scams people of the phone. The phone scammers protend to be a big company, flight booker, and ect. They try to scam people out of they're money by sometimes putting pressure onto the caller.They are also very vile and rude.
Mary : "ugh the phone scammers are calling me again!"
by Fluffypawz May 25, 2025
mugGet the Phone scammersmug.

play games on yo phone

Banger by MC Virgins (primarily MC Kudge)
Play games on yo phone is an underated MC Virgins song.
by tejodatatortot March 31, 2021
mugGet the play games on yo phonemug.

phone murder

A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery

B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017
mugGet the phone murdermug.

Gartic Phone

A game where a single phrase is told to one person who draws it and passes it down for descriptions and more drawings. Whatever your original phrase was, it is no longer and has devolved into madness.

(Ad least one person in the group draws whatever your prompt was, but as a penis.)
You want to hop on gartic phone?
na, laird drew to many dicks last time.
by Enter_up July 29, 2024
mugGet the Gartic Phonemug.

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
by 11williams11 April 5, 2021
mugGet the Jim crackcorn I EYE phonemug.

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