he is an asshole..but its okay cause he knows what that means. he giggles like the sunshine and is apparently shy??? but i dont see it. mike is the bomb dot com. Mike loves sushi.
by couchpotato33 August 26, 2010

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.
by Bleat November 26, 2019

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.
by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021
