A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
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by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023
Get the Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF mug.Super fine dread head, very funny,also cute. He’s awesome in bed and has a big penis .nice but don’t think he’s all for u . He has a very caring personality. He’s athletic and a gamer . He cares about his friends and brothers more than girls
He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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by Applebees200574 November 21, 2023
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by Kayninetooate November 27, 2023
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by Fish171401 December 7, 2023
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