Matthew

Milf Hunter Matthewww

Oh look it’s Milf Hunter Matthew!

by Milf Hunter Matthew February 21, 2022

Matthew

Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.

I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.

by potatodonkey February 24, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.

Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!

by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022

matthewson

A very gay and flamboyant British man. Usually dating an Australian girl. Wears a tropical shirt at the pub and has a strong Southern accent. Pronounces words very exaggerated and is hated by 12 year old Californian girls.

"Look, he looks like a Matthewson!"
"Nah he isn't gay enough"

by depressedidahoe February 28, 2022

Matthew Crab

a winner who eats Cian

Matthew crab is a WINNER

by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022

Matthew

A person who has not watched the office.

Don’t be a Matthew check out this amazing series.

by Bruiser85b March 4, 2022

Matthew

a boy who fly's planes and gets all the bitches

Matthew stop kissing all the girls

by shoe poo March 6, 2022