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Matt long

by Jacobluce April 9, 2022
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matt jeffries

someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke
"Yo he was such a matt jeffries last night i cant believe he introduced himself as Epstein again"
by drashtor April 21, 2022
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Matt pearson

by Matty chat May 4, 2022
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Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.
"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"
by fonkymonke May 5, 2022
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Matt Singh

the goat. really all there is too it. greatest at everything. no contest.
“Bro i’m way better than you
“Cap i’m matt singh, goated you know
by mej mej May 25, 2022
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Matt Hunt

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road
by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022
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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022
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