The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.

"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*

by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023

Black Magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines

Black Magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines are rules set up in order to prevent NSFW content from being posted in the Black Magic 2 Community server.

TL;DR, free strikes.

Wow, I just got a strike. Thank you so much Black magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines! You're very helpful towards the community!

by Orangano April 21, 2019

Meercat Magic

Backing into the final playoff spot in your league and pulling off the upset wins once the playoffs start.

Those guys in the Summer League lost their last seven games, but come playoff time, they pulled off some Meercat Magic and rolled to the Belmont Cup!

by Jon Hockey December 9, 2008

MAGIC

SOMETHING YOU MIX WITH COKE WHILE MAKING CRACK TO ADD WEIGHT TO THE STONES

MAGIC MAKES A LOT OF CRACK

by MONEYAZ July 17, 2022

Crisco Magic

When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.

Hey Fli, go give um the ol Crisco Magic for me, will ya?

by Ookami619 July 24, 2021

Kunzle Magic

A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.

Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!

by Pseudonym721 November 25, 2010

magic schoolbus

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and take a shard of meth and shove it in her asshole with your thumb like your honking the horn, similar to driving the schoolbus

Last night when I was fucking your mom I fired up the old magic schoolbus.

by CrazyEyez September 30, 2023