Dude was just chilling in the waiting room when the nurse walked in, the way her thick butt jiggled gave him dirty machinations about all the different ways he’d like to sneak her off to an empty exam room and fuck her senseless, maybe starting with her bent over the tray she kept having to move, ass up high as he slams in deep, or her legs wrapped around him on the table, screaming his name till they both collapse in a sweaty heap.”
by Turtleoower88 December 31, 2025
Get the Dirty machinations mug.In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.
Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.
by Jim Moak January 13, 2008
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An expression you use when talking about a fight between a man and a machine. It is constructed on the expression "mano a mano".
by Chirristra February 11, 2010
Get the mano-a-machino mug.In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.
Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”
Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020
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(insert the most annoying character in fiction) is getting laid can you believe it?
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by evil molester February 11, 2026
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Get the the inner machinations of my mind mug.Sex act that requires a woman specifically between 60-90 kg, the sex act begins by putting your penis inside of the womans vagina, then the woman ejaculates while your dick is inside, after thea the woman rolls across the floor or bed with your dick still inside imitating a washing machine
by arev50 January 8, 2026
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