Man 1: hey bro can I tell you something?
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul
by Ballstickler October 7, 2023
Get the by the moon and the stars in the skymug. by WillDiggity November 30, 2016
Get the moon ringmug. by anonymous March 9, 2023
Get the Desmond the moon bearmug. A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
Get the Moon Landingmug. - I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.
- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022
Get the Man lands on moonmug. A kind of glitch in Roblox that's described as a player getting flung while doing a wallhop.
A typical moon wall hop only flings a player around 100-200 studs. Anything over 500 studs is exceptionally rare.
Moon wallhops have a 1 in 1 billion chance to happen without a TAS, 1 in 50 million with a TAS.
Yeah good luck doing one of these lol
A typical moon wall hop only flings a player around 100-200 studs. Anything over 500 studs is exceptionally rare.
Moon wallhops have a 1 in 1 billion chance to happen without a TAS, 1 in 50 million with a TAS.
Yeah good luck doing one of these lol
by [massive skill issue] Robo July 24, 2021
Get the moon wallhopmug. A complete idiot who messes up all the time, someone who has lack of common sense and are oblivious to the world around them. A moon is a complete fuck up.
"I met that kid once, biggest moon ever" "Oh come on you fucking moon, you fucked over the fax machine, you mooned it big time man" "I've never met a man that mooned as hard as him, he was a huge fuckin luna"
by Una Luna November 19, 2014
Get the moonmug.