Matthew

The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.

Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!

by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025

matthew xc

A guy from San Antonio that runs xc and will pull your main girl as his next side.

Matthew xc just won state and stole my girl with the gold.

by Mattxc May 14, 2015

matthew

a guy who doesnt shut the fuck about breaking bad

matthew:breaking bad is a good show
random guy: well your not wrong

by cjwinners21 September 20, 2022

Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.

Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...

by Batcat21st September 4, 2018

matthew

hes short, kinda annoying, can be nice but looks like spongebob

matthew is so short lmfao

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020

St Matthew High School

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.

St Matthew High School is the best school

Oh really?

Yeah

by Biggest Jester August 28, 2019

Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.

"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui

by zandet October 17, 2024