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if you like it, I love it 

Said when letting an individual do him/her, when you either aren't in the mood to criticize them, or feel it's not your place to, whether or not you agree with their behavior. Because hey, what they eat doesn't make you sh*t, why give yourself gray hairs tryna change 'em?
If you like it, I love it...they're your kids, not mine.

Me: Wow, your girl wears a mad lot of makeup!
He: Hey, as long as the p*ssy and money don't stop, I say to her "if you like it, I love it."

Whatever floats your boat, if you like it, I love it.
if you like it, I love it by Kuahmel December 20, 2009
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That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.
Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

i like ya cut g 

its the sentence you should always say before you smack something round or shiny or newly shaved.

It's origins are not confirmed as it has been remade many times but all the evidence point out to this one vid where A DUDE SEES HIS SMALL 9 YEAR OLD OR SOMETHING BROTHER PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEN THEY GUY SAYS THE SENTENCE AND WHOPS THE KID'S HEAD, RESULTING IN A EAR DEAFFING SCREAM...
"Hmm you playin' minecraft... I like ya cut g!"
*atomic slap to a bald child's head
*child screams
i like ya cut g by Dr. Memeology November 2, 2020

i feel like it 

Having a desire for something.
Also the immediate response to a question when you have about zero fucks to give.
Why are you shaving your beard Tom?
Because I feel like it. Now do the god damned dishes.
i feel like it by Ionme January 10, 2016

Ridden like a Shetland Pony 

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

Awesome like that 

'Awesome like that' is a term that can be used when someone does anything strange, yet amazing, that their friends did not know they could do. Usually a term used by band geeks or anyone associated with them as an answer to a question that someone doesn't want to answer, or isn't able to answer.
"Why are you wearing your letterman jacket to school?"

"Because I'm awesome like that."

"But it's 95 out there."

"Because I'm awesome like that."
Awesome like that by Wikia486 September 14, 2009