Jake Paul

The hardened crust formed in the bellybutton from improper masterbation cleaning.

Logan Paul: Darn, I got some white crust in my bellybutton from last night.
Human: Looks like your little brother (Jake Paul) crawled in your bellybutton

by Boat69 June 30, 2021

Jake Lesquereux

Jake is a nice guy

He is a Jake Lesquereux

by Max relain October 23, 2019

Jake

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...

Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.

by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018

Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.

Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT

by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018

Jake

He has a tiny penis and is usually gay. This goes back to the Latin times when jakes we hung for having micropenis’s .

Jake has a micro penis

by Jake Dittins January 24, 2019

Jake shaw

To be a great music promoter.

Jake shaw is a great music promoter

by Yourownmusic January 18, 2023

Jake

he and Audrey need to date.

Audrey and Jake need to on a date (rhymes are fun)

by SMILEflowerRAINBOWSidfk November 21, 2021