A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.
by Lary the lobster January 18, 2018
Jake Daniel Rowley is the greatest person to ever exist. He has the best friends in the world (Nuno, Ffiôn, jayjay, the list goes on because he’s so popular) however, his greatest asset is his 25 inch pump action yogurt rifle! Legend has it girls feel a sudden urge to drop trou and hop on his slong. He also has the cutest dog in the world and her name is Lemmy.
by Lt. kill yourself November 13, 2018
by Jcole world256 June 02, 2022
the best boyfriend ever, hes the best person ever and he is really super nice. everyone needs a jake leffel in their life 🌭
by jakeleffelfan17 June 26, 2023
The most sexist and Amazingly funny down to earth Freestyling MC, that can always make someone smile; One who makes the best out of every situation, even if that means having to be too Gangster for everyone. The type of Man every woman wants, but can't have.
Fuck a happily ever after fairy tale love story, lets be 100% because all I need is a Jake maki in my life!!
by Karma maki March 09, 2019
The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.
by pappyflappy123 June 02, 2017