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James Williams Disease 

Confusing peoples names and/or mixing them up.
James: Hey Trevor.
Todd: I'm Todd... -_-
James: Oops Sorry.
Trevor: I hope I don't catch the James Williams Disease!

James Murphy 

A 5 foot obese man child with a 3.5 inch penis that will often be found checking out other men in changing rooms or public urinals.
Hey, did you see James Murphy yesterday? He is so fat and small with an incredibly small penis lmao.

James Hetfield 

A BAMF that can sing better than you. One of the co-founders of Heavy Metal band Metallica. Used to have long hair and a Moustache. But sold out. His beard was still pretty epic though.
James Hetfield is one of the best metal singers of all time

James Bourne 

Talented British songwriter, formally of Busted fame,and who has thus far failed to recreate his early success with his new venture the boyband Son of Dork.

He is not regarded by many of the groups' fans' to be the 'hottest' member of either band, accolades which are often given to Charlie Simpson of Busted and David Williams of Son of Dork, but he is often credited as being the creative force behind both ventures, which is, or should be the real crux of his fame.

His bands' music is often followed by young teenagers who often think they are being "rock" or "punk" because they listen to it, which couldn't be further from the truth. Neither band were punk or rock, they are pop just thankfully a very different version from Britney Spears
James Bourne was a member of the successful UK band Busted
James Bourne by laurenmargaret December 10, 2008

james taylor 

"We have James Taylor here to sing for you."

"Wow... Former president James Taylor..."
james taylor by 2 dollar bill February 28, 2008

James Zhao 

Smartest. Coolest. Best Asian you'll ever meet.
I. Am. James. I. Own. You.
James Zhao by ShinoBoi February 10, 2005