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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
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work

Person: work is such a pain
by hamgod666 November 26, 2018
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Greg's working

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.
"Greg's working" really hard today.

GREG--"WORKING"
by LM Colt September 12, 2022
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Work

Tasks or duties that someone performs in exchange for compensation or to contribute to society. It may involve the use of physical or cognitive abilities, such as manual labor, creative or analytical thinking, or problem-solving skills.
Your dedication and hard work paid off when you received a promotion at your job.
by Noonebuteveryone May 8, 2023
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Work

the one thing everyone (including me), HATES
Boss: Hey, what are ur thoughts about work?
Employee: Complete HELL.
by dorointhedude June 21, 2020
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Up in the works

by Murphykidddd May 26, 2022
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