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ho-cast

A predictive report on sexual prospects.
Miguel: What's the ho-cast for Teri's party?

Joe: Gonna be rainin' bitches!
by Inertient November 23, 2009
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ho bag

A hobo that is douche bag, a whore, and a diabetic.
Man, Ryan is SUCH a ho bag!

(While playing broken telephone) "It ended as… Ryan is a ho bag!"
by ryan is a ho bag January 14, 2015
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ho-robics

Aerobic exercise that is meant to look sexy. Aerobic exercise that is meant to make the person look sexier. Usually both at the same time. Alternatively, a slam, if pertaining to a person in too much makeup and a thong at the gym.
1. Forget this bodybuilder training, I wanna look like a Pussycat Doll. What I need are some good ho-robics. Or, Lookit those hotties in there. Doin' their ho-robics.
2. Gahh, look at that skank in Maybelline and a thong. She's turnin' this step class into ho-robics.
by Clarissa Lowell August 28, 2008
mugGet the ho-robicsmug.

Hobbley Ho

There were lots of hobbley hos at the Halloween party downtown.
by msriot March 30, 2007
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ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.
1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.
by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012
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yacht ho's

Young attractive female or handsome male who lurks around yacht clubs and boating venues trying to set the hook into big daddy Rolex.
Aimee the typical voluptuous and well endowed yacht ho asked kindly if she might handle the block and tackle duties on John Rolex's main mizzen mast. Yacht ho's like Amanda the snake charmer were already in the old mans boat hold pumping out his bilges.
by M. Bond February 28, 2016
mugGet the yacht ho'smug.

HO-scale

Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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