by emilyyskinnerr November 23, 2021

a girl who thinks she's "quirky" when she's really a annoying piece of shit . May sometimes take form of a horse girl
by True-dat April 13, 2020

Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
Emily knew it was the G6 rule type of vibe that night, things got naughty when her boyfriend was out of town 😳🤫
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025

EMILY: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG! I COME TO GET COFFEE HERE EVERY DAY! I NEED A NEW ONE, MY MONEY BACK, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M GOING TO BE TWEETING ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!
EMPLOYEE: OKAY MISS THAT'S FINE.
*SHE LEAVE*
EMPLOYEE: WHAT A FUCKING EMILY.
EMPLOYEE: OKAY MISS THAT'S FINE.
*SHE LEAVE*
EMPLOYEE: WHAT A FUCKING EMILY.
by JMART.ZZ November 20, 2020

emily lundwall is my girlfriend. my beautiful and gorgeous girlfriend.
she has the purest heart, with the kindest soul. her presence is like no other, her whole being is divine and heaven-sent.
she is the most caring and passionate lover anyone could ever ask for. she deserves nothing but the utmost best.
i am so excited to have a future with her and live with no regrets. i’m so excited to give her more of the love that no one has showed her, and the love that she deserves.
she’s made my life worth living, i’m so in love with her.
-d
she has the purest heart, with the kindest soul. her presence is like no other, her whole being is divine and heaven-sent.
she is the most caring and passionate lover anyone could ever ask for. she deserves nothing but the utmost best.
i am so excited to have a future with her and live with no regrets. i’m so excited to give her more of the love that no one has showed her, and the love that she deserves.
she’s made my life worth living, i’m so in love with her.
-d
by eandd November 21, 2023

by hgdtud6uyir November 15, 2022
