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Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is someone who will always love you.

He knows how to treat a girl and he knows how to be the perfect man.

Dylans will surprises you for how romantic they can be.

If you meet a Dylan don't let him fall away from you because he will be your friend forever and he will make you smile anytime.
"Dylan is so kind to her"!
by moonloversmile1234 November 14, 2018
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Dylan Rogers is a great guy, He studies linguistics because he is one of those 'universalist' types who maintains a cool-guy composure to give some people a rock to lean on, He's great at Rugby, hits hard, has curly hair, yet has a certain unmovable quality to him that can get annoying to be honest, overall a cool guy who could tone down the cool-guy composure just a little bit and have faith in both himself and others to perform their role without him,
Dylan Rogers rugby-trucked me so hard I felt my teeth insult my Pineal Gland, the seat of creation, but nevertheless this a pretty cool guy who deserves love.
by Passionately.Empty1 March 24, 2021
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Love Dylan day

On October 3 every woman has to love someone named Dylan
Random: hey do Yk what day it is?
Other random: no what Is it?
Random: it’s love Dylan day you should love Dylan
by BigFlip October 3, 2021
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Dylan

dude that gets really offended
Dylan got so offended
by SubbedToPewDiePie2 February 27, 2019
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Jaicie And Dylan

The best couple ever and should live happily ever after. Although Dylan is a lil dumb Jaicie's smarts make up for it. They r the cutest couple and r the definition of couple goals. Dylan's a lil out of her league but Jaicie is cool too.
OMG Jaicie and Dylan R the tots cutest couple ever
by LittyTHICC February 1, 2018
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Dylan is an EXTREMELY hot and smexy man that pulls hot bitches and boys. he is usually good at golf and Minecraft.
Have you met Dylan? He is so hot!
by Sheepdogz3773 April 19, 2023
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