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Dumped

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.
by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023
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guy dump

The couch or comfortable chair in a retail store where all of the men sit waiting for their significant others to finish shopping.
"Where are you? I just found three shirts for $12. I'm ready to go."
"I'm at the guy dump on the second floor of the Gap."
by stubbstarbuck69 August 25, 2023
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Force 12 Dump

Taking a shit so big it nearly overflows the bowl sometimes requiring a flush so you can continue.
You might want to wait a minute before going in their. I just took a Force 12 Dump and it's not going to be safe for a bit.
by Whale Eye Willy October 7, 2020
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Screen dump

Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).
Mother: where’s our son? Father: he’s on the throne doing a screen dump.
by Bogmaster May 15, 2020
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boyfriend dump

When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."

2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."

For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013
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dump-clothes

a) an insulting expression to describe a person, meaning " haha, you found your clothes at the local garbage dump"

b) (noun): an offensive term for a person who did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the insulting party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma November 9, 2012
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stress dump

in which people stress you out so much, you feel the need to poop
you're making me so angry, I need to stress dump
by chukealuke October 7, 2015
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