Chode

A word used to describe loving your mother in a platonic context.

Hey mom, I have a fat chode

by imbaconlol November 12, 2020

Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.

The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.

by ChodedKing September 29, 2020

Chodegobbler

When brendan doesn’t hop on fortnite

“Brendan hop on fortnite”
“No I’m playing madden”
“You’re such a chodegobbler”

by Omonymonymis December 7, 2020

chode

Small short stubby penis.

aaron showed me his dick and on god he has a chode!

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

Chode Hulk

A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.

Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.

by lildicknick68 December 23, 2020

Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.

"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"

by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020