Skip to main content

Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes
They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes
by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016
mugGet the Child punchin pandasmug.

child

by Punz is underrated October 16, 2021
mugGet the childmug.

Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
mugGet the Universal Child-Caremug.

child

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
mugGet the childmug.

Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.
Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
mugGet the Child supportmug.
A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022
mugGet the National treat your child daymug.

Share this definition