cheese head 

Two meanings:
1)When a girl or gay guy put cheese in his/her mouth with a hole just big enough for a dick to fit through, and then sucks of there man.
2) When a guy covers his dick with cheese and then gets head, also known as cheese job

Some cheese head would go great with this sandwich.

cheese head by Dk from LI May 8, 2006

Cheese omelette

It’s an omelette people!! Literally eggs scrambled up a little and then folded in half. You can get fancy if you want and add salt and pepper, maybe some bacon

Waiter: “Would you like scrambled eggs or a cheese omelette?”
Customer: “A cheese omelette please.”

Cheese omelette by Be wholesome please May 7, 2018

cheese grater 

A modification of the Hoover sex position, where you push your lover down a loading ramp, grating her face. Thus it is called: the cheese grater.

At work we finished loading the truck, so I showed Tara the cheese grater.

cheese grater by b. August 19, 2004

cheese through pants 

Someone with cottage cheese cellulite on their butt who wears a pair of pants that shows the cellulite through the fabric.

That teacher has a pair of cheese through pants on.

cheese through pants by Triple G April 26, 2006

Cheese Grater 

A device used to remove pubic hair.

Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"

Cheese Grater by Orochi January 27, 2007

cheese -n- theese 

Tercheesa's cheesy asshole. Bent over, it is mighty rancid, and cheesy.

After a hard day's work, her cheese-n-theese reeks!

cheese -n- theese by Zuger June 24, 2003

Cheese Defense 

She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.

After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.

Cheese Defense by timmy gruich January 18, 2009