cheese trumpet

Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.

“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”

by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020

Rip cheese

An expression said to express pity in a sarcastic tone.

used when talking about something insignificant.

Person A - “I forgot to do my homework”

Person B - “Rip cheese yo”

by Cochieman November 3, 2020

Cherry Cheese

A Very cheesy pussy.

Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Cheese network

In fantasy sports terms, when a GM weaves an intricate web of trade partners using sketchy trades and cronyism to get an upper hand in negotiations. Cheese networks can also be used to circumvent league rules without anybody noticing.

He just used his cheese network to shed $4M in cap without giving up any assets.

by blue_star_playing_apex_legends January 8, 2021

Daddy’s cheese

Dairy product made form the breast milk of a male

I want some of daddy’s cheese

by Daddys_Cheese_God January 12, 2021

cheese boi

a mouse

oh look there goes a cheese boi >:3

by klodjg March 8, 2021

cheese blood

When you eat so much cheese it replaces your blood.

Guy 1: I Bleed cheese.

Guy 2: You Have Cheese blood.

Guy 3: WHAT THE FUCK

by mycheeseisbleeding122 March 16, 2021