post-coital patty cake 

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

post-coital patty cake by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

East Village Fudge Cake 

According to urban legends a supposedly non-existing sexual practice where the recieving end (m/f) is lying on his/her back, taking the nutsack of the active part in his/her mouth and stroking the shaft, while the active part concludes the act by crapping on the forehead of the recieving end.

Darn, I gave that chick an East Village Fudge Cake the other night and she was not pleased.

East Village Fudge Cake by BigMuffy75 January 23, 2014

Fuck off cake 

When you need to show people that you mean what you say and your not changing you mind no matter what,Even all the stupid fuckers in the world can understand this once it's been served up.

That cheeky bastard just asked if I could help him get a bottle of 7up from the top shelf
(What you say)
Gave him a massive slice of fuck off cake and told him to wait for his brothers to turn up.
(Yeah I'm scared of midgets too mate there always in a fucking gang)

Fuck off cake by A-Cupid-stunt June 28, 2016

russian crab cake 

Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.

Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.

russian crab cake by Themathman13 March 2, 2018

coles mud cake 

Beauty itself. A rich chocolate cake made out of luxury. Only the finest aussies can eat this. They also are always at at least one of your friends 12th birthday party.

Sam: Dude, I ate at Gordon Ramseys restaurant and I've never eaten anything better. Ever
Billy: Dude wtf.
Sam: What?
Billy: Dude.
Sam: WhAT???
Billy : coles mud cake is waaaay better than anything so shut up and don't talk to me again.

coles mud cake by wacky yo July 29, 2018

Share the cake don't eat the cake 

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

Share the cake don't eat the cake by Kotchi April 30, 2019

WHAT IS CAKE USED FOR? 

CAKE IS FOR EATING. YOU DONT USE CAKE FOR SHOWER OR TO PLAY GOLF. OBVIOUSLY. IDIOT.

what is cake used for? cake is for eating, sally you idiot. cake is delicious.

WHAT IS CAKE USED FOR? by cambridge english master May 14, 2019