A present progressive verb describing the actions of a crack team of virgin paladins armed with scripture and Wi-Fi passwords, “Lust Busters” is a student-run purity SWAT team (at conservative colleges)—dedicated to zapping sinful thoughts with the zeal of someone who’s never been on a second date. Fueled by Mountain Dew and Old Testament rage, they patrol the campus with the moral urgency of a Magic: The Gathering tournament ref, confronting anything that even looks like it might make someone feel warm in their bathing suit area.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
by XamulP May 27, 2025
When an individual buys a donut. It’s part of it, then throws the rest on the ground. Then a random individual comes up and picks it up and finishes eating it (not within the 5 second rule for timing)
Rupert, a well-known powdered donut addict. Just finished eating half of her donut when she decided she was full. Being the good Samaritan that she is, she threw it on the ground. Fast forward two hours later a homeless person sees the donut remains, picks them up and eats them, filling a sense of satisfaction upon having themselves a busted donut
by BunkyHairTIE January 05, 2024
A very large ejaculation
by Da Real November 12, 2011
Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.
by ex_lax70 April 18, 2021
To bust one in one...This is the phrase used to describe a highly dangerous sexual manoeuvre which usually involves two people.Firstly, there is extreme stretching of the rectum and sphincter area of one of the two involved. After this initial stretching of the "asshole",the other participant shoves both penis and hand into the gaping hole and proceeds to masterbate excessively inside the rectum tearing the sphincter up horrificly causing a high degree of anal tissue damage. Of course if the stretching of the rectum is big enough more than just one person can bust one in one at the same time...
WILSON- Hey moe, fancy going upstairs stretching my sphincter apart with pliers and busting one in one?
Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM
Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM
by Mr.scrotum October 15, 2006
by H0ttD0ggz February 21, 2015
by Purplebadness January 19, 2018