Schwong Blaster

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.

I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.

Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!

by Finkykuck November 21, 2016

sangria blast

The act of pouring sangria in a females anus, and then having her fart it out, all over ones face.

Tammy gave Rico a sangria blast.

by John Sumac January 6, 2017

Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms

that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master

by coleramsme January 16, 2017

Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.

Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!

by Sweater man March 10, 2017

wig blast

When you are driving in a convertible car, the wind catches your wing and blasts it off.

Dude, put the roof down, i've just had a wig blast

by DanSatch March 20, 2017

Hersey Blast

When a female shits in the males mouth. The male then puts the poop back in the girls anus

I got pink eye from that hersey blast last night

by Hersey blast April 19, 2017