by Kenneth707 December 1, 2018
Get the Asian Crewmug. Someone who named Asia or who nicknamed chyna is a Asian wannabe when they know they born some other race that’s not Asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean
by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022
Get the wannabe Asianmug. by Asian jacked April 9, 2019
Get the Asian jackedmug. POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector testmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025
Get the Piano, Bar, Asian, Hanna, Koufos, Piano, Barmug. When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
Get the Asian Vampire.mug. The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.
Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions
Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions
Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket
by Shmlif October 18, 2018
Get the Asian glue cum bucketmug.