Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.

I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.

by Noah666999 October 18, 2019

Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.

Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!

by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025

Alabama Hot Cock

Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.

Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Alabama Combo

When you marry a woman and then anal fuck her sister.

“My wife left me after I whipped out the Alabama Combo”

by Your nan and her cat November 26, 2020

alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.

Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!

by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022

Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Alabama

The U.S state with one family tree line

Anthems: Sweet Home Alabama / Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Capital: Montgomery
Largest Metro Area: Birmingham

Demographics -----------

75% Redneck
25% Black

Person 1: "I'm about to marry my cousin!"

Person 2: "Isn't that illegal and unethical?"
Persom 1: "I live in Alabama"

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024