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short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
mugGet the short strawmug.

short

short come here
by plastic dinosaur November 25, 2020
mugGet the shortmug.

Short bus kid

Specially abled? You call short bus kids specially abled? They’re just retarded!
by Typhoon suey May 29, 2024
mugGet the Short bus kidmug.

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
mugGet the torched my shortsmug.

Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts
by GmanBOMB2K19 April 17, 2022
mugGet the Suck my shortsmug.
On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
by The cuh October 27, 2021
mugGet the National throw short people daymug.

short stack

ususally as white guy name Trey, thinks hes cool at football but really is just a short fuck.
bro did you see the short stack trying to play? Miss me with that.
by ggevers May 28, 2018
mugGet the short stackmug.

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