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Noah

Noah is the most awful person you will ever meet, he is really annoying and unfunny. All his jokes are stolen, unfunny, and stupid. He is really really really ugly, I've seen toads better looking than him. He smells really bad, dog crap smells better than him. He seeks attention because he gets none at home. Noah is the worst person and he is a huge hypocrite, he can be sexist and sometimes racist and calls it "dark humor" Noah is a terrible person and deserves to be hated.
"Hi I'm Noah"
Everyone in the world: "shut the fuck up Noah"
by The coolest 81 March 22, 2022
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Noah Schnapp

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(Gay)
Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?
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noah

He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.
Why are you such a noah
by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022
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Noah

Noah is a great actor and is very posh sometimes. He can get rough and become hurtful. He has a weird sense of humor that is only sometimes funny. He is decent and will support you in any situation you find yourself in.
Person 1: Ahhhh, I've fallen over.
Noah: Are you ok? Do you need CPR?
by people of earth6 June 19, 2021
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Noah Lyles

A sprinter from Florida that rose to prominence in the 200m. Is known for excessive showboating, that some may consider he is even worse than Bolt. Won World champs in 2023. Likes raisin bran crunch, money, and anime.
I think I'm going to double in Paris, but need to take a look in the mirror first because I'm Noah lyles.
by Redbilltherapist96 January 13, 2024
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Noah

Nicole: A Noah is a guy who is the incredibly smart dumbass and the gezzer in the class. A guy we would definitly miss so fuckin much and a gezeer that we would never ever forget.
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
You use Noah to say FUCK YOU GEZEER
by Guille gezeer November 23, 2021
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Noah

That one kid on Xbox who roasts you so hard you canโ€™t be mad at him, he only has one but but he can still duck your bitch
Freind1: yo whoโ€™s online

Friend2: only that faggot Noah

Freind1: dude donโ€™t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom
by Cheez-them April 14, 2020
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