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The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.
You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦
by Rikstir January 1, 2024
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great-grandnibling

Sibling's great-grandchild.
great-grandnibling.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-great-great-grandchild's wife.
My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.
Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023
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great fan-boys

Fanboys

A rare species. Often found in bookstores,

Sometimes seen swarmed by fangirls. The two are not that different; exept for the fact that there is 43% more of the fangirl population. A fanboy who is admired by a fangirl is usually considered very lucky, as fangirls have high standards and mostly go for fictional characters. A fanboy can be interested in sports, but would rather stay inside with a book, wrapped in a blanket and eating pizza. They are as

hostile as fangirls when approached during an important chapter of a book. They can also be spotted sitting at the back of a class, at the corner of the bus or library.
The great fan-boys of all time all love Doctor Who
by nalydonerom March 8, 2014
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step-great-grandmother

1- Stepgrandparent's mother.
2- Grandparent's stepmother.
My step-great-grandmother is a good person.
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The Great Battlefield Depression

The drop in player population in Battlefield most likely due to lack of content, boring same old maps, unbalanced weapons, bugs or repetitive gameplay.
BF fanboy: Ugh, why is BF1 so dead!
Me: It's suffering from The Great Battlefield Depression
by Big Schlong Johnson May 2, 2017
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