Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.
by Anonymous1984boi November 22, 2021
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by Goldzma May 22, 2021
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by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
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