Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

tads dick

24inch bbc that can penetrate through walls and a 2 year old stinky tuna

ohh yea tads dick is so huge

by Big nick fag September 23, 2020

Fosit dick

1When a male has a fosit shaped penis.
2When a male's penis drippes constantly after urinating.
3When a male's penis has a small head.

Girl:let me pull down your pants!
Boy:ok.
Girl:ewww you have a fosit dick!

by COFFITOFFY November 19, 2018

Dick tap

A light tap to the back of the head-with momentum. A too low leap frog.

Oh, he wanted to leap frognme but dick tapped me instead.

by Honeywine December 10, 2016

cunt dick

Smelly person with hairy legs who loves penis in their ears and nose

“Max is a cunt dick”

by smelly Punani January 25, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

blanket dick

the accumulation of dust in your dickhole

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024