“Something to be” looking ass

When somebody has a neat buzz cut, fully exposing the forehead

That “something to be” looking ass dude over there just said that Foster The People is the best band in the world

by DsDirtyDan July 9, 2019

Ass expander

An irresistible treat you KNOW is gonna go straight to your ass.

A plate of giant chocolate chip cookies sits on the table amongst a group of people.

"pass me the ass expanders please"

by Harleykat August 11, 2016

Ass-ki-dent

A fuck-up.

"I'm sorry...is was an ass-ki-dent. I fuck3d up again... (am kicking myself in the ass for it now).

by bethabean July 5, 2024

shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

by peenieweenies March 25, 2019

shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated

"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."

by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024

completely ass

this means when the show is completely horrible, when the show can never be good, when the show shouldn’t have been made, and how it should be erased from existence.

for example “ this show is completely ass “

by nyytardd August 30, 2021

Ass fam

A family of shit-filled ass wipes who reuse bath water and have orgys with grandmas

Look at that ass fam, they live in such a dump!

by PutnamShice12 October 15, 2021