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Hanging with my friends

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Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends
by MinionGorl November 2, 2019
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Suckle My Knuckle

A funny childish saying that is related to fellatio. A woman has a knuckle because their clitoris is very small, kinda like a knuckle. For a man, you ARE saying your dick is small, but you ARE offering someone to suckle it so its lose win but still pretty funny.
Honey, can you suckle my knuckle tonight? I'll cook pizza tomorrow if you do!
by DarkSunIsClearSky November 26, 2021
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Borrow my mobile

To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."
by Memento Dave April 5, 2021
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Change My Balls

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!
by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021
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just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral
"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"
by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021
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Shiver my tabloids

Wow that scared me shiver my tabloids
by Anonymous234321 April 19, 2024
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