is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

by ThankWrong April 16, 2019

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my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.

person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding

by aggressivefart May 05, 2022

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Kiss my black ass

Something said When the captain of the darts team, who happens to be black, is so upset by some harmless banter that he’s initiated storms off

You all can go and kiss my black ass

by Dartsman180 January 13, 2022

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My Japanese Princess

Do to most males calling objects female. This term referring to a Japanese made vehicle’s. Also the male version of prince can be used as well.

Female reference to a car.
“This is my Japanese princess a Subaru Outback”.

Male reference to car or truck.
“This is my Japanese prince a Nissan Frontier”.

by Hankscolts February 23, 2022

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my zood

A phrase used to avoid responsibility for one's actions. Typically invokes instant attraction from the opposite sex. Derived from the phrase "My good"

"Did you just cheat on me with my mom???"
"My zood"

by cracker_2011 November 16, 2023

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