Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.

I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.

by JayMan2018 November 19, 2018

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Bitch ass dumbass motherfuckin' ass

A phrase used when a person has no time or no shits to give when roasting/insulting someone, phrase usually starts with "man shut yo" from where I am.

Person 1: Shut up no one cares
Person 2: Man shut yo bitch ass dumbass motherfuckin' ass not having parents ass doesn't know how to walk properly ass bitch.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: *pulls out gun*

by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023

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Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of November where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay

Hey man i slapped your ass/its fine it is slap ass month

by Bdjsjwn November 1, 2021

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ass-sistance

What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".

Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

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