Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019
Get the Ass beardmug. by shit post May 30, 2022
Get the tits and ass and also piss and milkshakesmug. Vanessa: “Aye look it’s Timothy ass out flexing on Snapchat.”
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Rashard: “He’s in Vegas living his best life.”
by FijiMaster July 27, 2019
Get the Ass outmug. Boy- do you know what day it is
Girl- No...
Boy- it’s national grab ass day, now let’s see that cake
Girl- No...
Boy- it’s national grab ass day, now let’s see that cake
by Greg Yates December 7, 2020
Get the National grab ass daymug. by Whyland October 21, 2020
Get the ass and cheesemug. Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021
Get the Bald-assed bitchmug. A female that preferred to hit, or fight boys only just because boys are doing it to each other. Because she knows if she tries to fight a girl. She’d get her ass kicked.
by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021
Get the Pussy ass bitchmug.