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Break my balls

From a French-to-English translation of a phrase that means “annoying someone”.
SHABNAM!! DON’T BREAK MY BALLS ANYMORE, OK??
IF YOU DO, GET LOST SOMEWHERE ELSE!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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Flacco My Cracco

Background: Made popular on a local radio station within Columbus, OH.

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.

1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”

2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.

3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”

Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”

Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”

Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”

Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.

No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
by Justin Title, Attorney At Law December 4, 2023
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My Universe!

An agnostic, atheist, non-religious way of saying "My God!"
Did you hear what she said.. My Universe!
My Universe! What the fuck is happening?

My Universe! HELP ME!!!
by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023
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ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

this game piss me off for real bruh my veiny dick cant handle this fine shit 💔
ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔
by Ethski April 13, 2025
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Oh my place where tennis balls are created

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'
Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!
by S0phzero February 23, 2024
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I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.
by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025
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