dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 9, 2012

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

Dick

(n) The male genital, located below the hip.
(v) To put in effort.

1. Damn he gotta big dick.
2. You need to put some dick in if you want to suceed.

by asidao[pdasd February 14, 2023

Calippo dick

A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream

Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady

Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick

by The Solero slut June 12, 2022

Dick Unit

A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.

Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."

by RazerBlade07 August 14, 2012

Urban dicking it

When you hear an obscure word or reference for something you don't know about and before asking any questions simply look it up on urban dictionary

User 1: Wtf is rule 34

User 2: Idk i'm urban dicking it

by Jamesiversonverizon July 19, 2010

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015