slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

by some god

By some god I achieved the impossible.

Alyssa: HOLY SNOW, I had to dig my car out. But I made it by some god.

Drew: what

by Drewbie doobie doo December 3, 2019

Jack some noog

Get this bread, let’s go grind, motivating saying

Let’s go jack some noog! (If you were talking to a group of friends about to go to go into a social setting or about to take an exam)

by Yesma’am77 April 29, 2020

beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

Get some Juan

A spin off to getting some becky for those of us gay white guys with either a Mexican fetish or who just likes Mexicans like anyone else.

Damn I got lucky last night when a Mexican guy was letting me get some Juan from him last night

by JuanBootyLover April 8, 2018

Give that pillow some head

To lay your head on a pillow, as to "go to bed"

You been driving all night dog. I know you 'bout ready to give that pillow some head!!

by Dr Dre' May 11, 2021