Dating back to the pre historic era national whip it out day is a day when men are permitted by the rules of nature to whip it out although men must control their most valuable cargo this holiday dose not apply to she-males or people who belive there is more than 2 genders and is also exclusive to men of all ages
Ricky: Hi Sally
Sally: Hey Ricky
Ricky: Happy National Whip It Out Day whips it out
Sally: OH wow look at the masterpiece happy National Whip It Out Day
Sally: Hey Ricky
Ricky: Happy National Whip It Out Day whips it out
Sally: OH wow look at the masterpiece happy National Whip It Out Day
by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020

by yellowmanswhorexo August 13, 2018

by Lane-Games December 5, 2022

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!
dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)
by tulshead January 12, 2012

Making crack cocaine by combining cokaine water and baking soda heating weather microwavr or stove top thrn whipping it up with a wisk or fork erc, making it smokable
by Bad Dog November 19, 2022

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 4, 2021

by Mlrbs870 June 29, 2015
