the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

Two Hit Tallahassee

A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining

Buddy: I've never smoked before

Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee

by chillingallday1 June 7, 2019

miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters July 4, 2016

Two-Step Tito

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.

If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.

by Sweetiegbaby May 17, 2018

two fingers and thumb

means i love you

two fingers and thumb means i love you in sign language

by augustjwnx October 16, 2022

Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016

Freshman Two Step

A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.

On the stairs to the college library;

Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!

Freshman; Sorry, bro!

(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?

Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.

by TheVintageguy May 22, 2013