twat fuckery

Something you say when a twat is talking shit.

Guy 1: "Donald Trump would be an awesome president!"
Guy 2: "What kind of twat fuckery are you talking about!?"

by Stefano Alejandro Ramirez III July 10, 2016

Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.

Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin

by Captain Neo September 2, 2016

Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..

The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..

by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020

twat seal

nova ring prevemt leak

you have a faulty twat seal

by gangastarster July 31, 2006

Twat-O-Rama

Pussy makes the world go around……it’s the “Twat-O-Rama!”

I swear……that “twat-o-rama” makes the world go around!

by Cliffy6988 July 17, 2025

Twat Hopper

The reverse cowgirl position but when used on your cousin.

Damn I'm about to get that Twat hopper from Betty after the family reunion.

by Caple137 September 10, 2021

twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake

by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014