The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble
by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025
Get the Turkey Touchmug. When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.
In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023
Get the Surprise Turkeymug. tur-key bur-bler
noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
by amydawn187 January 20, 2019
Get the Turkey Burblermug. I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.
It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"
"Yes Sir I have"
"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
"Yes Sir I have"
"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
by Cbae17 March 27, 2016
Get the Boned a turkeymug. Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
Get the STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEYmug. by rmed July 6, 2025
Get the Trailer turkeymug. by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
Get the Turkey neckmug.