Turkey plop

When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January

Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.

by Sugarglider December 24, 2022

Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy…

A turkey

Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.

by phosolo December 24, 2022

turkey

A New Jersey Slang For the word P*ssy

Fred your mad Turkey

by usernothomee January 5, 2023

turkey

a large bird that once chased Kelly down a street or something of the sort.

shit theres a turkey chasing me about to kill me

by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023

Turkey toes

being a lil goofball

you're such a turkey toes!

by Lukwww January 11, 2023

Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.

"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.

by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023