titty drought 

A situation where there is a low chance of coming in contact with any girls or titties.

Jimmy got kicked out of school for misbehaving. His parents decided to send him to an all boys private school. Jimmy was about experience the harshest titty drought in his education.

titty drought by Deededeerie May 11, 2016

Titty Dust 

Dust or possibly light dirt on the breast area. Can be used for anyone. Can be on a piece of clothing or skin.

"Mel! Look! You got titty dust on you!"
"Can you help pull off this titty dust?"

Titty Dust by PhotoBear86 June 29, 2016

Tittyitus 

A mental disorder where your brain is severely distracted by a nice rack of boobs.

I was trying to get things done at work this morning, but Lisa's low cut outfit gave me a bad case of tittyitus.

Tittyitus by Mr SnotNose August 8, 2016

Titty King 

Someone who fancies themselves superior because of the amount of money they make

Me: check out my new belt

Kellan: which soup kitchen did you find that at

Me: fuck outta here Titty King

Titty King by Poppajwalktheline August 11, 2016

titty slouchers 

any type of food that goes straight to your man tits

hey bro wanna go to McDicks and grab some titty slouchers?

titty slouchers by emm0n5 August 17, 2016

titty tots 

Small tits

"I like girls with D cups. Not titty tots"

titty tots by Schumann21 October 9, 2016

thotty lotty 

Commonly used in the UK to describe a girl who is a bit on the large side but also be considerred a thot. Can also be used for guys with excessive man boobage and stomach.

Yo bruv, should we hit up mcdonalds soon?
Damn crispy grant, u finna turn into Thotty Lotty

thotty lotty by WhackBoi November 15, 2016