anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork
Dude I just got anxious waffles!!
by Disgruntled Squirrel January 14, 2017
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Waffle pizza

When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.
I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.
by Wasport September 26, 2017
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Waffle Formation

Batter forming the shape of a waffle.
Yo man, I ate that batter as soon as it made a waffle formation.
by Da Waffleman June 23, 2009
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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
That old dude is waffle bait.
by Meimouth March 28, 2019
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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
That old dude is waffle bait.
by Meimouth March 28, 2019
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 04, 2023
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