Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.
This year you should pull a Dirty New Year
by Mango milk February 05, 2025
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Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99
Top five oldest year 7s are very very young
by Aliminatory October 26, 2022
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1-year cliff

The term used to describe the need to change your job approximately every 1 year, either due to intrinsic desires or due to being pushed out by a manager or boss
I hit my 1-year cliff at Apple before switching to Microsoft
by ihatefeggings June 24, 2023
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Metric Year

Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.
Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.
by A RANDO GUY March 29, 2022
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Snewze-Years-Eve

The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018
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technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years
me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!
by Quixand November 03, 2017
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Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.
Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"
by I <3 myself March 27, 2022
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