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Peter

Peter is a smart, handsome, dorky, sexy, sweet, strong, hot, cute boy. He’s maybe a spiderboy but he isn’t scary like real spider’s. Every father figure of peter dies eventually, so don’t be his daddy! He has a pretty thicc ass in his spandex suit. He has also a super nice aunt who will be there for him till she dies.
“Peter: I don’t wanna go
by imaginaryytom October 22, 2019
mugGet the Petermug.

Peter Beaters

Funny word/term for another dude's hands. Implying that he masturbates often/impulsively :)
Yo Dawg!? How about you stop touchy all the chips with your dirty ass Peter Beaters !
by Bigmike8045 June 28, 2019
mugGet the Peter Beatersmug.

peter-nerf

A poopy head, not a nice person..someone who is sassy to his or her parents or guardians.
WoW!!!! i can not believe you called your mom a moron and then didnt take out the trash! your such a peter-nerf
mugGet the peter-nerfmug.

Kilometer Peter

A young boy that has unusually large feet, also known by the name of 'KP' (Note that KP does NOT stand for Kim Possible in this case!)
We all know what they say about boys that have big feet, riiiight?
Yup, they have big dicks! :)
Girl one: OMG, look at Steve's big feet.
Girl two: I know, they're HUGE!
Girl one: Hahaha, he's such a KP.
Girl two: I know, eh?? Hahaha, kilometer peter!
by radeonx August 3, 2009
mugGet the Kilometer Petermug.

John Peters

An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.
by Jude the dude June 5, 2025
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River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.
We went rafting and we all got river peter
by littleroger February 3, 2025
mugGet the River Petermug.

fucking Peter to make love to Paul

Fucking Peter to make love to Paul
Fucking Peter to make love to Paul
by Martixmarco April 3, 2023
mugGet the fucking Peter to make love to Paulmug.

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