men on the moon

to go "men on the moon" on someone is to eat a guy out in a dark room. Men on the moon refers to "Where no man has gone before". Also, a song by REM.

Elena: I went men on the moon on my first boyfriend. It was bliss.

by BrendaArets August 31, 2010

mooned

To surprisingly see someone's ass crack.

Kevin got mooned today at the Walmart because the cashier's pants were too big.

by granite14 February 14, 2025

Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.

Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.

by Shrel-El April 6, 2024

moon lovely

I love you

Isn’t the moon lovely??

by Lknn gcVhougts3xvv March 16, 2022

Moons Worth

A unit of measurement to signify an astronomical quantity or value.

I need a moons worth of concrete to complete this building.

by thepablo March 12, 2023

Moon sighting

Moon sighting is a beloved art where someone with a particularly long face and curly hair gets caught in bellow 4k shape shifting and morphing into some diabolical creature

Lin was mid tik when I caught a moon sighting of him

by Wide mouth gamer July 16, 2023

moon pie

when a guy blows his load in another dudes ass it creates a moon pie. Just as a cream pie in a pussy but instead in a brown asshole.

Marvin left a moon pie in Xavier backdoor.

by jazdill August 9, 2022