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banana slide monster

lets fucking play banana slide monster you whores
by cumdumpforwomen April 8, 2022
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Green Valley Monster

this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.

Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/

they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.

once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer

if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
“i wouldn’t want to be a Green Valley Monster
by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022
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Monster Toppy Burger

When you pour monster energy in a girls pussy and she farts out of it as you lick it.
Bro i gave her the Monster Toppy Burger
by roopyboopy December 20, 2020
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Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.
Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.
by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010
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Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick
by Jhgdt May 29, 2021
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Swamp monster pussy

When her pussy is soo rank and soo bad it rots your dick off. Just like a swamp monster.
"You here about that girl in Clarksville?"

She got that real swamp monster pussy.
by 3rd gen July 9, 2021
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